I will always beat you!
Unless you have either a twisted mind like yours truly or are partial to the occasional ABBA number, you probably wouldn't enjoy the following Youtube clip du moment. It features a montage of scenes from the film Mommie Dearest, accompanied by ABBA's camp classic Mamma Mia. That Faye Dunaway sure made Joan Crawford look like one insane cocky coked-out lesbian muff-eating, random axe-wielding, daughter-whipping mofo. Who knew child abuse could be so entertaining!
But, hey, we all have our imperfections.
Joan Crawford herself already has a Fantabulous Rating of 8, ABBA quite deserving of a rating of 9. Combining the two gives this clip a score of 5,807, which means some gay guys on Castro St are already planning a "Resurrect the Dead But Fabulous" campaign and building a wax Joan Crawford to be next year's Gay Pride Parade Celebrity Marshal. She will of course melt under the unforgiving California summer heat and will subsequently be scrapped off the pavement and used for Cher's next botched surgery. The gays know how to plan!
Hat tip to Brad who linked me this and gave me an hour's worth of non-stop laughter.
But, hey, we all have our imperfections.
Joan Crawford herself already has a Fantabulous Rating of 8, ABBA quite deserving of a rating of 9. Combining the two gives this clip a score of 5,807, which means some gay guys on Castro St are already planning a "Resurrect the Dead But Fabulous" campaign and building a wax Joan Crawford to be next year's Gay Pride Parade Celebrity Marshal. She will of course melt under the unforgiving California summer heat and will subsequently be scrapped off the pavement and used for Cher's next botched surgery. The gays know how to plan!
Hat tip to Brad who linked me this and gave me an hour's worth of non-stop laughter.
posted by the Beeb at 00:44
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