Random Sightings
Location: Starbucks - Wellington/D'Aguilar, Central
22.00
A tall, handsome, well-coiffed man in a dark charcoal two-button suit moonwalks in front of a taxi. Michael Jackson won't be shaking in his raised hem lined-trousers any time soon.
22.05
Speaking of Michael Jackson, there's this crazy dude who walked around Lan Kwai Fong last week in two outfits. Dressed in a suit, he ran up to people in a black cape and a crazy jester-type mask. Then five minutes later he would show up wearing a fedora and a Michael Jackson inspired suit. This man's a chameleon. Now the dude's back, and just walked past the window wearing a Superman outfit, paired nicely with a pair of shiny black PVC boots. Unfortunately, the guy doesn't have the build, nor did he meet the prerequite 'downstairs.'
22.10
I'm still a daddy magnet. Enough said.
*bats eyelashes*
20.14
Bitch, you need to learn how to walk in three inch heels and a skin tight dress before you start weaving through Central traffic and jaywalking. You're a complete klutz in stilts. And bitch, your tits are about to fall out.
22.17
Walking around looking coy with a three-feet tall plush banana does not make you cute. You're in your 20s for Christ's sake.
22.00
A tall, handsome, well-coiffed man in a dark charcoal two-button suit moonwalks in front of a taxi. Michael Jackson won't be shaking in his raised hem lined-trousers any time soon.
22.05
Speaking of Michael Jackson, there's this crazy dude who walked around Lan Kwai Fong last week in two outfits. Dressed in a suit, he ran up to people in a black cape and a crazy jester-type mask. Then five minutes later he would show up wearing a fedora and a Michael Jackson inspired suit. This man's a chameleon. Now the dude's back, and just walked past the window wearing a Superman outfit, paired nicely with a pair of shiny black PVC boots. Unfortunately, the guy doesn't have the build, nor did he meet the prerequite 'downstairs.'
22.10
I'm still a daddy magnet. Enough said.
*bats eyelashes*
20.14
Bitch, you need to learn how to walk in three inch heels and a skin tight dress before you start weaving through Central traffic and jaywalking. You're a complete klutz in stilts. And bitch, your tits are about to fall out.
22.17
Walking around looking coy with a three-feet tall plush banana does not make you cute. You're in your 20s for Christ's sake.
posted by the Beeb at 23:39
5 Comments:
oh, i want a daddy!
i wish i was a magnet. lucky!
Heh. This is like GFY, but without the photos. (Which are sadly missing, BTW.
Good to surf in, Victoria.
One week without you is one week too many. Now, I often check your blog from work (while waiting for calls that never come), hoping that there'll be an update to entertain me. But no! Oh, please update! I know your computer/internet is giving you a hard time right now, but I'm selfish dammit, and I want my daily dose of Victor updates!!!
:)
Thanks for coming by Julia!!!
Hope you're basking in all good things English and enjoying the softness of Alan Rickman's Egyptian cotton sheets. Muahahaha
Hey Mags!
I'm updating as much as I can now!
I swear!!!!
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