Random Sightings
Location: Starbucks - Wellington/D'Aguilar, Central
22.00
A tall, handsome, well-coiffed man in a dark charcoal two-button suit moonwalks in front of a taxi. Michael Jackson won't be shaking in his raised hem lined-trousers any time soon.
22.05
Speaking of Michael Jackson, there's this crazy dude who walked around Lan Kwai Fong last week in two outfits. Dressed in a suit, he ran up to people in a black cape and a crazy jester-type mask. Then five minutes later he would show up wearing a fedora and a Michael Jackson inspired suit. This man's a chameleon. Now the dude's back, and just walked past the window wearing a Superman outfit, paired nicely with a pair of shiny black PVC boots. Unfortunately, the guy doesn't have the build, nor did he meet the prerequite 'downstairs.'
22.10
I'm still a daddy magnet. Enough said.
*bats eyelashes*
20.14
Bitch, you need to learn how to walk in three inch heels and a skin tight dress before you start weaving through Central traffic and jaywalking. You're a complete klutz in stilts. And bitch, your tits are about to fall out.
22.17
Walking around looking coy with a three-feet tall plush banana does not make you cute. You're in your 20s for Christ's sake.
22.00
A tall, handsome, well-coiffed man in a dark charcoal two-button suit moonwalks in front of a taxi. Michael Jackson won't be shaking in his raised hem lined-trousers any time soon.
22.05
Speaking of Michael Jackson, there's this crazy dude who walked around Lan Kwai Fong last week in two outfits. Dressed in a suit, he ran up to people in a black cape and a crazy jester-type mask. Then five minutes later he would show up wearing a fedora and a Michael Jackson inspired suit. This man's a chameleon. Now the dude's back, and just walked past the window wearing a Superman outfit, paired nicely with a pair of shiny black PVC boots. Unfortunately, the guy doesn't have the build, nor did he meet the prerequite 'downstairs.'
22.10
I'm still a daddy magnet. Enough said.
*bats eyelashes*
20.14
Bitch, you need to learn how to walk in three inch heels and a skin tight dress before you start weaving through Central traffic and jaywalking. You're a complete klutz in stilts. And bitch, your tits are about to fall out.
22.17
Walking around looking coy with a three-feet tall plush banana does not make you cute. You're in your 20s for Christ's sake.