21 December 2006

I Don't Believe in You, Sissy Mexican

Oh Kylie, your fabulousness has spawned a flock of gay men to imitate you. I don't care what the adage might be, but imitation need not always be a form of flattery. Take for instance the following 'remake' of Kylie's 'I Believe In You' video. It's four minutes of ultimate fagness. It's an absolute horrorshow: shaved pits, shirtless, bad lip-synching, tight jeans, plucked brows, sequinned wristbands, pinky-raising, barefooted fagness horror. And oh my god, was that a purple shawl wrapped around his waist?!

Side note, Brad, we need to brush up on our Kylie arm movements. Apparently, the 'jam spreading' bit just isn't good enough.



Of course, there are the fakers who like to take a more subtle DIY/IKEA and economical approach. The video for the 1989 hit "Hand On Your Heart" remade with a chunky duvet cover and a shitty gold bangle. But this boy sure nailed the 80s music video moves like the 'side clap' and 'the jog'.