Hello, Blog. Do you remember me?

Now, now, Blog. Don't be scared. It's been a long time. I know I've neglected you. But like all crackwhore mothers, they eventually right their wrongs and come back to their crackbabies. We've become estranged, yes, I know. But I'm sure we can reconcile our differences.

Anyway I think it's high time to get crackin' and write some motherfucking entries!